The "No Walls" FenceWalker Maze
This maze was added in 2007 to replace an existing maze. To begin,
reading the story is a must. It tells the tale of Luke Fencewalker,
a young lad with big dreams and a great sense of balance. But, there
are those around him that would just as well see him 'fall' short of
his ambitions. When you visit be sure to see how the story turns out
and enjoy a one-of-a-kind maze.

Billy Joe & Jim Bob's 2 Barn Maze
As the story goes, Billy Joe and Jim, two cousins that
grew up next door to one another were inseparable. They liked to hunt,
fish, play in the dirt and more than anything else--hide from their
parents. After becoming men, they continued to live next to one
another with their families. But due to 'honey-do' projects and nosey neighbors, their
fun time was
challenged. So, to rectify the situation, Billy Joe and Jim Bob
created a secret confusing pathway between two of their barns so that
those that might follow, wouldn't find them.
Though their carpentry skills leave a lot to be desired, this maze is the
fruit of their well- intended but less than successful efforts.

"No Sense" Fence Maze
Miss Lotta Grumbling was an old, mean lady who didn't care
much for her neighbors, their pets, or their kids. All she cared
about was here yard. Ironically, the neighborhood animals and
children felt the same. They would constantly find their way onto
her premises to play tag, hide and seek, and anything else they could
think up. Inevitably, Miss Grumbling would come outside and chase
them off, saying, "It makes no sense to play in my yard - no sense!
Go home!" Lotta got tired of the same speech day after day so she
erected a fence, hoping it would bring satisfaction,. But kids being
kids, they would find ways around the fence. So Lotta being Lotta,
she put up more fence...and more fence...and more fence, trying her best
to keep everyone and everything out. Pretty soon her entire yard was
filled with fencing. Thinking this would be the end of all the
playing in her yard, Miss Grumbling looked out her window to see the
children winding their way through all of her fences like a maze, laughing
and playing as they went. All Lotta could do was to shake her head
and say, "It just makes no sense."
This maze may make no sense to Miss Grumbling but it will
make for a lot of fun for anyone who chooses to visit the Country Bumpkin.

Pert-n-near 'mpossible Wooden Maze
Impossible? Pert-n-near! The maze walls
stretch up to eight feet high so there's no looking over for help.
With no ceiling, don't look for the birds over head as a landmark--
this maze lives up to its billing and you can only find it at the
Country Bumpkin!

The Survivor Challenge Maze
Are you up for a maze like no
other? The Country Bumpkin is the place for you! The
Survivor challenge corn maze starts the maze-goer with somethin' to
read and memorize. As the participant winds through the maze,
they will have to try and recall parts of the story to find the
correct path to successfully navigate the maze. The challenge
can come from trying to get all the questions right or by challenging
a friend to see who can do it better. Either way, this
maze is one that can't be missed!
Willy Nilly's 7 Acre Maze
Local artisan, William Percival Nilly, has always loved to draw, paint
whittle, sculpt...anything that has to do with gittin' his artistic side
satisfied. But, when Willie sees a blank canvas as big as a
cornfield, he goes a little crazy! You'll have to get yourself down
to the Country Bumpkin to see if you can figure out what creation Willie
has come up with this year.

Hayseed County Hoosegow Crawlin' Maze
Once upon a time, there lived, in the town of Boonieville, a man by
the name of Wallace P. Wrongthinker. From the time he was born, Wally
never could seem to do what was right. The biggest wrong Wally
attempted was the biggest robbery in Boonieville history. To hear the
whole story and to experience this historic event, you'll have to head
on down to the Country Bumpkin and go through the Hayseed County
Hoosegow Crawlin' Maze!

Hillbilly Golf
The 18 holes of Hillbilly Golf is one of the original
attractions at the Country Bumpkin. Though it has gone through many
changes and updates, this remains one of the most popular events.
Whether it be the interesting obstacles, the unusual putters, or just the
challenge between friends and family to see who can 'sink that putt',
Hillbilly Golf is always a 'hillbilly good time'!
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